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About ironbunny

I'm a screenwriting hopeful. Currently working on half hour comedy but looking to branch out to features in the near future.

Elderly smackdown in the produce aisle

If you were to force me to pick only one thing I love about the south, it would have to be our fierce loyalty to SEC football teams. Today was a perfect example of that ferocity.  I’m walking around Publix … Continue reading

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Dear Mitt Romney;

For the love of god sir, I do not want to go to dinner with you! I won’t want to go if you ask. I won’t want to go if your wife asks. I won’t want to go no matter … Continue reading

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DEMENTOR!!!

  That is all.

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Four little ducks went out one day

I’m talking to my sister the other day and all of a sudden I hear “BUNNY!!! BUNNY COME HERE!!!”. Of course thinking that perhaps something was wrong, I told him to wait a minute. Then he says “THE DUCKS ARE … Continue reading

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T-r-e-a-t

A few photo examples of what happens when the “t” word is used in my house. Ginger- “Here I come!!!” Bronco- “Wait, what did you just say? Did you say what I think you said? Did it start with a … Continue reading

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Workless Wednesdays

So in an effort to be more regular around here, I’ve upped my fiber intake (thank you Jamie Lee Curtis) and instituted things like Monday’s Mail and today’s offering, Workless Wednesdays. Don’t worry, the cutesy alliteration is making me just … Continue reading

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Monday’s Mail

There are many blogs out there that provide great public services whether they shine the light on the horrific lives of stay at home moms or take it upon themselves to consume the world’s supplies of butter so the rest … Continue reading

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Story time.

Once upon a time there was a little girl who bought a bag of chocolate chips and a container of oatmeal to make baked oatmeal cups. Then one day she realized the bag of chocolate chips was empty. The oatmeal … Continue reading

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Dear Robert;

You may not remember me and that’s okay because I’m pretty positive that I’m just another notch in your belt but we shared a beautiful moment while I attended the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop a couple weeks back. You were … Continue reading

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A sad RISTLTMB

As most people who read this know, RISTLTMB stands for “Random Internet Search That Lead To My Blog”. It is something that I usually find such humor in because most of the time they are ridiculous. Unfortunately today’s is not. … Continue reading

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My day, in pictures.

Actually it’s “the end of my day… in pictures” because I didn’t think to take any while I was in the process. So after the poison ivy overrun of 2010/2011, I was really ready to get a garden back in … Continue reading

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Comma cat

Comma cat

My mom says he used up all 9 of his lives and after 12 years Comma is up on top of that big dryer in the sky.
He will be missed.

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RISTLTMB

Okay so it isn’t that random seeing as it is what I was basically talking about (sort of) in my last post but I did enjoy seeing someone else trying to find some obscure bit of knowledge about a prop … Continue reading

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Missed it by that much.

So I’m watching Bridesmaids for the 20th time and I notice on a table in Lillian’s apartment is a white ceramic (I assume) dog statue. It is very cute. Thinking that I would like to see about procuring a similar … Continue reading

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Dear Bronco…

It is only 10:30 in the morning and already I’ve composed about a thousand notes to Bronco in my head. It’s going to be a long day. Dear Bronco, Even though, most of the time, I love your need to … Continue reading

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Just your average tuesday night.

Hanging out with my freshly sprained wrist (thank you ridiculously difficult to turn water shut off valve thing) and wasting time taking Internet quizzes. Not surprisingly, I’d be in ravenclaw. Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into? Other than … Continue reading

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I love the internet.

So here I am- sitting, watching/listening to Modern Family, trying to think of a topic of a post (I’m working on one involving my best friend’s hatred of pork but that needs finessing) and I’m stuck. Of course I turn … Continue reading

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#14!!!

Roll Tide Roll

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Another edition of random thoughts.

It’s that time again! When nothing in my head is coming together in a cohesive manner so I just start listing this as they pop in the ol’ noggin. (god that totally sounds like something my dad would say) -I … Continue reading

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Excuse me, will you be my friend?

So I’ve mentioned Pinterest and my love for it, numerous times before but a new and unexpected side effect has arisen from my love of the site. In addition to the people you know and follow, you can follow anyone … Continue reading

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