Author Archives: Amanda Broyles

About Amanda Broyles

I'm a writer. I have three dogs. I often write about my three dogs. I imagine that they often write about me.

This is why people have children.

Even bad pictures of babies turn out okay: They can be screaming bloody murder due to one grain of sand touching them and it’s still a cute picture. However, when you have dogs you are at the mercy of their … Continue reading

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Dear Strip Club Advertisers;

As I was driving down I-75 (again, I spend a lot of time there) I noticed one of your many billboards. Usually they don’t grab my attention because once you’ve seen one pole dancing silhouette, you’ve seen them all but this … Continue reading

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Article: Robyn VS. The Doors – Dancers on the Storm

Robyn VS. The Doors – Dancers On The Storm – Free Download – gangstersaysrelax.com – We ♡ Music http://www.gangstersaysrelax.com/blog/2012/10/10/robyn-vs-the-doors-dancers-on-the-storm-free-download.html Yea this is fun. Still waiting for Robyn to swing by Atlanta. I’d be there with bells on.

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Originally posted on The Grizzly Bomb:
Let’s get up to speed- last week we found Nucky alone a lot, frying bacon and dreaming of cherubic young men shot in the face. VanAlden is still a crappy salesman who gets picked on…

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Boardwalk Empire and Elementary reviews

Over on Grizzly Bomb- you know you want to go look. http://grizzlybomb.com/2012/10/01/boardwalk-empire-3-03-bone-for-tuna/ http://grizzlybomb.com/2012/09/28/cbs-pilot-review-elementary/ Not only that but I’ve also found my way onto a Round Table for Elementary over on TV Fanatic. Good times. http://grizzlybomb.com/2012/10/01/tv-fantatics-round-table-on-elementary/ Enjoy!

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It’s Monday (well Tuesday)

and that means another Boardwalk Empire review up on Grizzlybomb! http://grizzlybomb.com/2012/09/24/boardwalk-empire-3-02-spaghetti-and-coffee/ Woohoo! And for all you playing along at home, I was unable to make it until 3am for the Mists of Pandaria launch last night, fell asleep about 1:30. … Continue reading

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Oh yea, this is happening.

It’s 11:22 pm and I am currently watching the “pre-show” before the actual show for the launch of World of Warcraft’s new expansion, Mists of Pandaria. I mean seriously, I don’t think it gets much nerdier.

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A deal at twice the price!

Parker Posey is one of my favorite actresses. Her performance in A Mighty Wind is one I can watch over and over and over. You might ask yourself, who ever watched that show Return of Jezebel James? It was me, I watched Return of Jezebel James. … Continue reading

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It’s SNL review time!

Went to Memphis this weekend. Had a great time. Went out on Friday night and was still feeling the effects of the worst hangover in the history of the universe on Sunday night. While I was trying to keep the … Continue reading

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Originally posted on The Grizzly Bomb:
When the 38th season debuts this weekend, Saturday Night Live will once again have a new look. Let’s take a moment here… Are we going to miss Kristen Wiig’s fabulous characters (surely I’m not the…

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Originally posted on Stigmata Script:
I’ve compiled a list of 10 reasons why many writers should stop writing. (10) – Writing takes away from your real life, and distracts you from things that are important like family and your job.…

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ISRAEL!

Did that catch your attention? Well hang on to your ass, Fred for it’s time for pictures from Israel. If you didn’t know, my sister and her family moved to Tel Aviv right after Easter. Mrbunny and I wasted no … Continue reading

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The one in which I kill my husband

If you didn’t know, mrbunny works from home. I (obviously) also work/write from home. For a long time, I used the back bedroom as an office while mrbunny sat at the dining room table. We’ve gone and sold the dining room … Continue reading

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A poem

By, me. There is a duck outside my window.He stands at attention,and quacks in loud alarm. I do not know for what he quacks;perhaps it is to charm. All I do know that if he continueshis noise producing ways,I will … Continue reading

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Originally posted on LA Screenwriter:
Joss Whedon is one of my screenwriting idols. The creative mastermind behind such cult classics as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly, Whedon has also written and/or directed such hits as The Avengers, Cabin in…

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Originally posted on So…where to begin?:
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Puppy break!

Being contest deadline time, and working on numerous other projects, and preparing for a trip to Israel… this place hasn’t seen much love. Best remedy for that? More pictures of my dogs, of course. First up, we have the G-Dog. … Continue reading

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Elderly smackdown in the produce aisle

If you were to force me to pick only one thing I love about the south, it would have to be our fierce loyalty to SEC football teams. Today was a perfect example of that ferocity.  I’m walking around Publix … Continue reading

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Dear Mitt Romney;

For the love of god sir, I do not want to go to dinner with you! I won’t want to go if you ask. I won’t want to go if your wife asks. I won’t want to go no matter … Continue reading

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DEMENTOR!!!

  That is all.

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